ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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