I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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