If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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