It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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