Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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