We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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