YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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