We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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