I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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