Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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