Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
pray to the hookup gods
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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