She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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