Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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