ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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