The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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