hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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three words: i give head
three words: not that well
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
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We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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