He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
My penis needs a shock collar
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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