before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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