is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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