YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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