My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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