Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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