I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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