Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Randomize
