Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Congratulations! We have a period
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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