I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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