why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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