either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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