My nipple is on Facebook.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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