i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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