Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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