tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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