Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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