I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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