belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
