I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm too high and old for this...
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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