How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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