I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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