She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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