week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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