Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
