I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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