He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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