hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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