The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Randomize
