As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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