She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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