Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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