when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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