i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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