I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize
