He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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