I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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