I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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