yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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